checkmate

So. After work, where I accidentally ate two Starbursts because someone offered them to me and I forgot I wasn't eating, I decided to go buy some coffee. It is soo good and I really wanted some. However, I got off work late so I decided to buy both decaf and regular, since I have to be at church hella early tomorrow. I clean out the coffee pot and brew about two and half cups of delicious. The roommates arrive. Their annoying kids. *sigh* I need to get the fuck out of here. So I lower my music and hear one say to the other, "Did you leave the coffee pot on?" -"No... but there was coffee left in it." "Well...*sigh* she's drinking our coffee then."
what.   THE.    F U C K.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! YOU PRETENTIOUS ASS HOLE! GO FUCK YOURSELF. I DON'T NEED YOUR BULLSHIT COFFEE THAT PROBABLY COST SOME POOR MIGRANT WORKER HIS LIFE. NO THANKS FUCKTARD. I BUY FAIR TRADE. SO EAT A DICK.

That's better.

Other than the candy slip I have done well today! And I managed to work out! Woot!! Might have some soup later. Idks yet. <3