Sunday, October 30, 2011

back on motherfucking track

10 more Reasons Why:

1.We can buy really small size tops and they will gracefully hang off us and we will look amazing and like models.
2.We will have more money than all our friends cause when we go out we don't buy food.
3.Boys will pick us up and we will weigh nothing and they will go 'wow your so light, i could carry you for ages'.
4. Fat girls will be jealous and thin girls will be jealous, cause no one will be as thin as us.
5.When people stay round our houses we can walk around in our underwear and they will hide in big clothes cause we embarrass them.
6.On holiday we can strut around the pool in our Bikinis and all heads will turn and all eyes will follow us, because we are beautiful.
7.When people see us eating they won't think 'FAT COW'.
8.Everyone will go "(your name) looks amazing today" "Who's she?" "The really thin one".
9.Everyone will talk about how thin you are.
10.Everything will be perfect.


I start my ABC Juice fast tomorrow. Amped as fuck.

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